On this day, 235 years ago, the United States Constitution was signed.
The Constitution sucks. It's arguably the worst thing that ever happened to These United States.
If you ask a so-called "Constitutionalist" what they like about this deficient document, they'll doubtlessly fire off some empty rhetoric about freedom of speech, religion, or the right to bear arms.
Fine.
I like those things, too.
But they weren't even supposed to be in the Constitution. A group of rowdy rapscallions who didn't want a Federal government to begin with forced the Hamiltonians and ex-Royalists to adopt the Bill of Rights in …